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Amusing Police Quotes

”So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?:

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”

”The handcuffs are tight because they are new. They’ll stretch out after you where them for a while.”

”Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

”Life’s tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.”

"If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

”Just how big were those two beers?”

"In God we trust, all others are suspects.”

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