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tripps
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24/02/2011
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I've been thinking of starting this topic for a while. Let's see how it goes....
Asked if he was in charge of the nation, in the absence of the Prime Minister -
Mr Clegg told Metro: ‘Yeah, I suppose I am. I forgot about that.’
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Tardis
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Posted - 12/08/2011 : 15:03
The Common and the Goose
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the Common
But leaves the greater felon loose
Who steals the Common from the goose
Anon c.1800
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cloghopper
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Posted - 13/08/2011 : 07:23
 'our hearts are bleeding' - Silvio Berlusconi - 12/08/2011 on announcing crippling austerity measures.
And the PIGS are flying ?
cloggy
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Stanley
Local Historian & Old Fart
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Posted - 13/08/2011 : 07:48
I heard that as well Cloggy. The Italian MPs are still getting full meals for €3 a head....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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tripps
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Posted - 13/08/2011 : 08:35
From another chat board - file under harmless insults.....
" You DO know you are a complete and utter pilchard, don’t you?"
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Bradders
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Posted - 13/08/2011 : 23:27
My Daughter used to be married to a Japanese bloke, and to give him his due , he did smile when I called him a "Sirry Pirrock".......
....never heard him say "Borracks" though , to be honest !
( He's a Hospital Doctor now ..... ah , well )
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Stanley
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Posted - 14/08/2011 : 05:47
Graffiti on a railway bridge in Middleton. "Andy is a Rupert". Never did fathom that one out.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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Tizer
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Posted - 14/08/2011 : 11:17
quote:
Bradders wrote:
My Daughter used to be married to a Japanese bloke, and to give him his due , he did smile when I called him a "Sirry Pirrock"...........never heard him say "Borracks" though , to be honest ! ( He's a Hospital Doctor now ..... ah , well )Watch out if he offers you a coronoscopy, it won't be to do with your heart!
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cloghopper
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Posted - 18/08/2011 : 09:13
 Looks like nothing changes. A remark I heard about the European (Common Market) economy in 1991:
'a wahing-line economy, with tumble dryer aspirations'
cheers,
cloggy
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Tardis
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Posted - 18/08/2011 : 15:01
Ken Livingstone says that for “the first time since John Smith died… there’s a Labour leader who actually likes me”
I wonder if Ed wanted the endorsement?
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Callunna
Revolving Grey Blob
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Posted - 18/08/2011 : 16:36
quote:
Tardis wrote:
The Common and the Goose
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the Common
But leaves the greater felon loose
Who steals the Common from the goose
Anon c.1800
Loving it! 
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Bradders
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Posted - 18/08/2011 : 23:20
quote:
Tizer wrote:
quote:
Bradders wrote:
My Daughter used to be married to a Japanese bloke, and to give him his due , he did smile when I called him a "Sirry Pirrock"...........never heard him say "Borracks" though , to be honest ! ( He's a Hospital Doctor now ..... ah , well )Watch out if he offers you a coronoscopy, it won't be to do with your heart!
Funnily enough Peter ,I just recieved another of those letters from the NHS wanting me to test my poo for bowel cancer .......ooo errrr...
(perhaps this time I should do it ...eh ! )
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gearce
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Posted - 19/08/2011 : 04:00
You know you're getting old when everything that works aches and everything that doesn't ache doesn't work
LANG MEY YER LUM REEK
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cloghopper
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Posted - 21/08/2011 : 08:28
.... and disappointment is the first time you can't manage the second; whilst desperation is the
second time you can't manage the first!
cheers,
cloggy
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Tardis
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Posted - 22/08/2011 : 14:16
23 July. Jack’s assessment of the current state of play was unequivocal; ‘we’re fucked.’ 28 July. Jack Straw issued the following statement: ‘I am absolutely convinced that Gordon Brown is the right man to lead the Labour Party.’ All day I kept my ears open for the sound of a cock crowing.
From Chris Mullin's diary
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Tardis
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Posted - 26/08/2011 : 14:50
The pressing matter now for Cameron and Blair is making sure Gaddafi is not taken alive as they don’t want him talking that’s for sure.
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