Visit the historic Lancashire Textile Project with over 500 photos and 190 taped interviews|2|0
Go to Page
  First Page  Previous Page    3  4  5  [6]  7  8   Next Page  Last Page
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
BDonald
Regular Member


297 Posts
Posted -  12/01/2006  :  19:35

Know any good clean Jokes





http://www.danggoodjokes.com/




 

 




Replies
Author
Go to Page
  First Page  Previous Page    3  4  5  [6]  7  8   Next Page  Last Page
 
GAK
Regular Member


133 Posts
Posted - 15/03/2009 : 11:17
My wife heard a nice one last week.
Scene-kindergarten- teacher doing the rounds-checking what the children were drawing. Asks one little girl "what are you drawing"
little girl says "I'm drawing God"
Teacher " but no-one knows what God looks like"
little girl "They will in a minute"
How's that?


Go to Top of Page
Another
Traycle Mine Overseer


6250 Posts
Posted - 15/03/2009 : 12:31
Nice one . Nolic


" I'm a self made man who worships his creator" Go to Top of Page
Cathy
Senior Member


4249 Posts
Posted - 26/10/2009 : 08:40
2 women enter Heaven and are greeted by St. Peter who advises them that there are ducks everywhere and they have to be very careful not to step on any, if either of them do step on a duck they will have to spend eternity with an ugly man.  
Within a few days, the first woman, even tho being very careful, accidently stepped on a duck.  St. Peter immediately introduced her to an ugly man and sent them off to spend eternity together.
Six months after entering Heaven the second woman was approached by St. Peter who said he had a reward for her because she had been very careful and had managed not to step on a duck.  He introduced her to the man of her dreams and sent them off to spend eternity together.
The woman was so happy and grateful, she said to the man of her dreams "I wonder what  I've done to deserve you".  He replied "I've no idea, all I know is that a few minutes ago I stepped on a duck".

Wink 


All thru the fields and meadows gay  ....  Enjoy   
Take Care...Cathy Go to Top of Page
Cathy
Senior Member


4249 Posts
Posted - 28/10/2009 : 08:53
Funny ?


All thru the fields and meadows gay  ....  Enjoy   
Take Care...Cathy Go to Top of Page
Stanley
Local Historian & Old Fart


36804 Posts
Posted - 29/10/2009 : 05:19
I missed it when you put it up Cath. Very funny, it raised a smile even though I am still waking up.


Stanley Challenger Graham




Barlick View
stanley at barnoldswick.freeserve.co.uk Go to Top of Page
Tizer
VIP Member


5150 Posts
Posted - 02/11/2009 : 20:32
Keep the jokes coming. I'm copying many of them to my father-in-law. He's in his 80s and gets a bit depressed by not being as sharp as he used to be (but then he used to be sharper than most people). He gets a lot of fun from the jokes, even the ones he heard 70 years earlier!


Go to Top of Page
Stanley
Local Historian & Old Fart


36804 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 05:19
http://www.haruth.com/jhumor/

Have a furtle in here. I love Jewish humour.

'If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans'


Stanley Challenger Graham




Barlick View
stanley at barnoldswick.freeserve.co.uk Go to Top of Page
Cathy
Senior Member


4249 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 08:12

If that's true Stanley, He must think that I'm hilarious ...
      does that mean that I have a good sense of humour ??   Wink

Edited by - Cathy on 03/11/2009 08:15:20 AM


All thru the fields and meadows gay  ....  Enjoy   
Take Care...Cathy Go to Top of Page
tripps
Senior Member


1404 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 14:44
Great site for "jewish" jokes. The first one I looked at - expensive hearing aid, how much was it? quarter to twelve - I last heard from Bernard Mannig, and it was an Irish joke then. Ironic, but no one dare use any of this material in public any more, unless of course you are Rabbi Lionel Blue.


Go to Top of Page
Gloria
Senior Member


3581 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 14:51
This came as a text
Dear grim Reaper, so far this year you have taken my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, and recently my favourite singer Stephen Gately. Just to let you know my favourite twins are John and Edward.


I'd be dangerous with a brain!!!!!
www.briercliffesociety.co.uk Go to Top of Page
Stanley
Local Historian & Old Fart


36804 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 16:30
Cath, of course you have!


Stanley Challenger Graham




Barlick View
stanley at barnoldswick.freeserve.co.uk Go to Top of Page
Another
Traycle Mine Overseer


6250 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 17:09
Nice one Ria. Like that.

I liked yours too Cazza. 

Nolic


" I'm a self made man who worships his creator" Go to Top of Page
portia
Regular Member


78 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 19:43
With you all the way Gloria


If you can't fight, wear a big 'at Go to Top of Page
swifty
Regular Member


275 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2009 : 19:46
2 gents fishing on a road side mill lodge ,when a funeral  goes by one of the gents stands up takes of his cap  and holds it against his chest ,the second gent said hey thats a nice gesture ah its the least i can do we were married for 26 years ,,           i know its poor but its cleanWink


Go to Top of Page
Another
Traycle Mine Overseer


6250 Posts
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 06:58
Swifty - and old!!
I can never remeber jokes so at least you're better at it than me. Nolic


" I'm a self made man who worships his creator" Go to Top of Page
Topic is 33 Pages Long:
Go to Page
  First Page  Previous Page    3  4  5  [6]  7  8   Next Page  Last Page
 


Set us as your default homepage Bookmark us Privacy   Copyright 2004-2011 www.oneguyfrombarlick.co.uk All Rights Reserved. Design by: Frost SkyPortal.net Go To Top Of Page

Page load time - 0.719